Daph

i’ll make up for my stupid comment. promise.

Daph

come get me from the club? sasha was supposed to bring me home, but she left early sick and i don't wanna take an uber.

Vaughn

of course baby. I just gotta finish up with this customer real quick.

Daph

mwah. thank you. you’re the best! lemme know when you’re on your way.

Vaughn

yes, my love. can we grab tacos on the way home? I'm starving

Daph

why can’t you ever want like a salad? i’m already thick enough.

Vaughn

bc tacos > salad. You are perfect, don't be silly.

Daph

your bias. i’m fat by stripper standards.

Vaughn

"stripper standards" are biased. you are fucking perfect exactly as you are!

Daph

you can tell me that until you’re blue in the face but don tells me i’m fat all the time. he’s the boss.