Baby

You’re not a shitty dad, baby. You’re doing the best you can, and that’s all that matters.

Baby

Thanks baby. I'll be better tomorrow. Won't have someone picking apart everything I do. I'm making your favorite for dinner tomorrow too. I already bought everything I need.

Baby

Of course, I'm always in your corner. And if she didn't scare the living shit out of me, I’d be right there with you. You’re cooking my favorite? Look at you being all sweet. I can't wait!

Baby

She's scary but it's mostly a tough shell. You've been amazing in keeping me sane even without being here. It's my turn to take care and spoil you. I don't know if it'll still be your favorite after I cook it but it should at least still be edible.

Baby

I plan on keeping you sane for the rest of your life. I love being spoiled, so there is no argument here. I'm sure if you follow the recipe, you'll do great.

Baby

We're going to have an amazing life together. If all else fails, we can order it from someone who actually knows what they're doing.

Baby

I still don't know how I snagged someone as wonderful and handsome as you. Who would've thought you'd turn out to be my Prince Charming? You could order it to begin with, and we can spend time focusing on other things.

Baby

I was simply a frog. It took a princess' kiss to turn me into a prince. I'm liking the sound of that.