did you hear? another shadysider went nuts.

wtf. no. something like this hasn't happened in so long. do you know what happened?

ikr!? all i know is that some dude killed his girlfriend, at the cemetery. is it bad that i wanna go check it out? i think i've been watching too much true crime.

shut up. no. you're fucking insane.

maybe. lol. but like, you aren't even the least bit curious?

no! i'm not at all curious and you shouldn't be either!

i can't help it. nothing exciting ever happens in sunnyvale. not that i want any of us to die or anything but still. i'm just curious.

yeah and us sane sunnyvalers like it that way.

you're right. let's talk about something happier, like clothes. What're you wearing for the first day?

you say that but you're googling that shit rn.

idk. i had this whole outfit picked out but my mom said it'd make me look fat. so i guess ima pick something else.