i’ll make up for my stupid comment. promise.

come get me from the club? sasha was supposed to bring me home, but she left early sick and i don't wanna take an uber.

of course baby. I just gotta finish up with this customer real quick.

mwah. thank you. you’re the best! lemme know when you’re on your way.

yes, my love. can we grab tacos on the way home? I'm starving

why can’t you ever want like a salad? i’m already thick enough.

bc tacos > salad. You are perfect, don't be silly.

your bias. i’m fat by stripper standards.

"stripper standards" are biased. you are fucking perfect exactly as you are!

you can tell me that until you’re blue in the face but don tells me i’m fat all the time. he’s the boss.